Shutting Down Neopets (Transcript)

Shutting Down Neopets
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This episode features:

Tad

Michael

Dan

Part 1
"Michael: So, uh, hey Rawk""Tad: Yeah, Deadeye?""Michael: Let me, uh... Let me tell you about the time i got the Neopets website shut down for three days.""[I Hate Myself by Bill Wurtz plays]""Michael: It's not a... it's not a extremely long story, but it is extremely humorous. B-basically... I mean basically this was, what i think... a little over ten years ago, probably eleven years ago, i was like, fourteen, fifteen, so, y'know, prime time for the heyday of Neopets, which was, just the shittiest website, if you've ever been there.""Michael: So yeah...""Dan [cutting off Michael]: Fuck them, that snake game was great""Michael: No, here's the thing, like, the, the shitty flash games and stuff were great, but... as far as an actual, like, website...""Dan [cutting Michael off again]: Your pet is starving, your pet is starving."[pick up at 1:00]