Higgins Lore

Jeremiah Higgins
Jeremiah "Old Man" Higgins is an internet troll who prank-called episode 23 of Joe Buckley's podcast The Man With No Brain! and inadvertently found himself with a fast following. To give back to his community, he began streaming Chris Chan videos in the LMTYA Discord server and dubbed his audience "The Miscreants" in honor of the CWC trolling organization of the same name.

Trivia

 * Aside from this, Higgins is most known for having presided over Tad Becker's wedding.
 * He is known to be married to a Jewelry Dragon. This is a very dangerous type of dragon, best known for convincing mortals to buy them shiny things.  Legend says that this dragon once was enraptured by a owl made out of Bone, with Jewel Eyes.  Convincing Jeremiah to buy it, she quickly discarded it to assert her dominance.
 * There are rumors that he died in 'Nam back in 2005 and the current Higgins we know is a faker named Mauricio. These rumors are unsubstantiated, but many people swear it is true.
 * He started a game called "Shits and Giggles" wherein players get paid in cryptocurrency each time they call out Chris Chan shitting on camera.Les Miscreants.png
 * He is secretly and acutely aware of when members are about to talk about Chris shitting himself and dreads the emptying of his crypto wallet.
 * Higgins is a professional milk whisker by trade as demanded by his dragon wife.
 * Along with being Tad Becker's stepfather, he is also Salty's uncle, technically making the couple cousins.
 * Higgins got in a physical altercation with Joe Buckley over the grilled chicken at the marriage ceremony, resulting in a fist fight he only won due to Joe's pants falling down mid-fight. Joe later confirmed this to be true, admitting to having eaten all the chicken cutlets, apologizing mid-livestream for this.
 * Miscretants.pngns, despite all his talk of not understanding anime, may have at one time been an anime protagonist and may in the future serve as a future protagonist's doomed mentor.
 * He was the inspiration for the anime "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid".
 * He has a total of twelve fingers. He makes use of the extra two fingers to quickly open cans of Monster Energy Zero Ultra.
 * He has appeared in a Goodwill commercial.
 * Vacation.jpg is a mobile Cheese Sandwich Repairman. He sells and service most makes and models of cheese sandwiches.
 * He has two dicks and four balls.
 * He has a stalker by the username "little buster". This stalker pretends that he is Higgins himself, going so far as to exclusively watch the anime "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" and the "Eragon" movies.
 * Back in the early 60s, Higgins was involved in an experiment involving parallel universe travel. Due to a freak accident, he became stuck in our universe, losing access to his own. Upon joining the LMTYA Discord, he discovered this universe has a gender-swapped version of him known as April.
 * Miscreants Get Together.png quarter of a centimeter of his overall height was taken off during the war. Which war and whether he served or not is up for debate, and it is high treason to discuss it.
 * For unknown reasons, people have sent him feces covered pennies, leaving them on his doorstep. One of them left a note that said "April is Mod, All is doomed."
 * In a past life Higgins was a great philosopher who died at the hands of a mysterious man in green.
 * Higgins has never eaten rice pudding
 * His second cousin was mentioned in "Let Me Tell You About... The Life And Times Of A Pizza Delivery Driver". He was "Racist Gandalf".
 * Him and his wife are both unkillable. This was evidenced by a stupid bitch turning his car into an accordion, only for them both to calmly kick the door off its hinges and walk out on October 10th, 2021.
 * Higgins works part-time at CERN cleaning the protons before they shoot them down the tubes. This is very delicate work due to them disappearing if left unobserved, much like pumpkins.
 * He smells like Chicken at all times.
 * Higgins has been known to pick up women at the gas station.
 * He went bing bong in someone's grandmother. I guess you could say that sure was a Blunder.